Cluck, Cluck....

Omg! I saw this online while attempting to set up a Christmas Wish List on Kaboodle. Blink twice and it might disappear! It is too funny. Don't forget to read the specifications and "accessories". The misspellings and funny wording have nothing to do w/ me this time....

Egg Laying Hen Chicken Alarm Clock



Specifications:

*Chicken Alarm Clock are all made of quality plastic and are of fine details
*Precise and durable material Kuku Clock with night vision hands
*Alarm Clock powered by 2AA batteries( will not be included here)
*Size of the Hen Clock: 15.5 x 6 x 11cm
*Open the battery's cover at the bottom of the clock and insert 2AA batteries(not included)
*Set the correct time with this knob,located at the back of the clock
*Set the alarm time with knob, located at the back of the clock.
*Set main switch, located at the back of the loack to ON position
*Insert all 5 eggs through the top openning
*Place the basket under the bottom openning
*When the alarm goes on all 5 eggs will emerge from KUKU clock's bottom opening into the attached basket
*To turn the alarm off, inset all eggs through the top opening
*Set main switch to OFF position
*Get out of bed
*Approved: CE / FCC
*After sales service: 1 year warranty

Accessories:

*1 x Egg Laying Hen Chicken Alarm Clock
*1 x basket
*6 x eggs

Click here for more info.

Pic from website indicated above.